Comedy Fantasy in the style of Terry Pratchett.'I've never read anything like this type of character before. I wanted to keep reading to find out what happens. - the editor'____________________A mutated, foul mouthed, cranky, devious, deceptively adorable on the outside, wizard's familiar that sees other people as pawns to be used. He doesn't want to play his role of just helping adventurers as he has far bigger plans than those fools. There's also the dark secret he hides, that he is addicted to devouring magic. Lots of it, wherever he can find it, and this causes chaos especially as he doesn't care what form of magic he consumes! He is simply insatiable.This isn't your traditional fantasy genre which takes itself seriously. It turns the tropes on its head in new ways to make you laugh. There are many dangers around like seductive witches, who sexually captivate druids to hold a village's agricultural economy to ransom. Not even ferocious trolls are safe where something even more menacing surprisingly hunts them. Who is behind the corruption of the woods and the drug trade ensnaring the unicorns?Can Melvin stay cynical, using everyone and everything around him bitterly without care?Crazy adventures await our heroes...____________________