"Science fiction, fantasy, humor. The Unidentified Funny Objects series delivers an annual dose of funny, zany, and unusual science fiction and fantasy stories. All-new fiction from the genre's top voices! 'A long time ago in a galaxy close enough not to violate any copyrights, the clone army fighting for the side of the evil empire is made up of a bunch of bros named Chad.' Can a couple of wise guys from New Jersey broker a sit down between two groups of warring aliens? Witness an epic battle of mad science vs. dark magic. US presidents elected in 1860 and 1960 were both assassinated. What's going to happen to whoever's elected in 2060? Beware the dragon polite enough to return your drone after it breached the barriers between worlds and bonked him on the snout"--Back cover